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by lindsaykay / 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm / United States / Intimacy
by unloved / 04/17/2012 at 10:54am / United States / Love
by SeeingLlamas / 04/17/2012 at 5:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 8:38am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML
by lifeonfire12 / 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm / Canada / Intimacy
Today, my husband sat me down on the couch so he could share some "awesome" news with me. He excitedly declared that he and his idiot drinking buddies are planning on running a real-life Fight Club out of our basement. FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Fraser / 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML
by Hannah / 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
by Autocorrected / 03/04/2012 at 12:02am / Philippines (Bulacan) / Love
Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML
by Buttscratcher / 03/03/2012 at 11:12am / United Kingdom / Health
Today, I was chatting to my brother on Skype. Out of the blue, and just as I read the punchline to a hilarious joke, he said his girlfriend had been cheating on him. I couldn't stifle my side-splitting laughter, and he's been ignoring my calls since. FML
by Anonymous / 03/02/2012 at 10:05pm / United States / Love
by mary / 02/21/2012 at 10:33am / Australia / Health
by Anonymoosey / 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm / Canada / Intimacy
by michael / 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by chlolivia / 02/13/2012 at 7:28pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I dropped by my hometown to surprise my family. Today I learned my father and mother both do… Today I was texting my very horny boyfriend as I was getting ready for school. We had been talking… Today, i bought two $2 scratch off lotto tickets for my friend and i, he won $500 i won nothing. FML