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HolyMoly88

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HolyMoly88

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 October 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 44451
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About HolyMoly88 : I'm open minded. I enjoy traveling and meeting new people.

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Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML

#21305878
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17646) - you deserved it (1920)

On 11/25/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by drreeeewwww - United States (Kentucky)

Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML

#21305863
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20473) - you deserved it (1689)

On 11/25/2014 at 3:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML

#21305750
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17710) - you deserved it (1432)

On 11/25/2014 at 11:14am - misc - by Blöde Gans - United States (Florida)

Today, a group of protesters set up just outside my residence hall at one in the morning. After an hour of chanting, the police finally told them to stop, and I was finally able to get some sleep. The protesters responded by pulling the fire alarm in every residence hall on campus. FML

#21305749
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22171) - you deserved it (1909)

On 11/25/2014 at 11:13am - misc - by IHateProtesters (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I discovered that catching fewer mice in the traps I'd put out doesn't mean my pest problem is getting resolved. It means that rats have moved in. FML

#21305734
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19058) - you deserved it (1675)

On 11/25/2014 at 10:28am - animals - by ratqueen - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spent a hour in my car terrified to go inside because I thought my house was being burgled. I saw rapid shadows in the light of my lounge. Eventually I plucked up the courage to creep inside with a rock to find it wasn't a robber. It was my cats, fighting in front of a toppled lamp. FML

#21305532
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19957) - you deserved it (4354)

On 11/24/2014 at 11:21pm - animals - by amazinghermit (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I was in a good mood for once and my professor looks at me and says, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." FML

#21305482
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21092) - you deserved it (2440)

On 11/24/2014 at 10:25pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML

#21305429
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19196) - you deserved it (2450)

On 11/24/2014 at 9:17pm - misc - by Hammy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized that customers at my work ask me "Are you new or just stupid?" just as often as they did when I first started. FML

#21305199
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22721) - you deserved it (5911)

On 11/24/2014 at 2:21pm - work - by stupid - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML

#21305183
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24801) - you deserved it (2626)

On 11/24/2014 at 1:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met my best friend's girlfriend for the first time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If you ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML

#21305050
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30719) - you deserved it (2258)

On 11/24/2014 at 8:44am - love - by ohwell (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was really excited to get a new bank account in my name. My parents wanted me to have it so they could transfer money from mine to theirs and vice versa. What excited me less was my father drunkenly accessing it and taking all my cash. FML

#21305033
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25399) - you deserved it (3149)

On 11/24/2014 at 7:40am - money - by ugh - United States (New York)

Today, I helped a very large elderly man, who thanked me and tried to hand me a dollar bill. I kindly told him, "We are not allowed to accept tips from customers." His reply was, "You're going to take this fucking money," and shoved it in my pocket. I'm now being written up for it. FML

#21304848
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27415) - you deserved it (2162)

On 11/23/2014 at 10:48pm - work - by justinmdent - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was elected to learn how to clean the birthing tub at the hospital I work at. Today, I also discovered that while blood doesn't bother me, floating chunks of afterbirth and god knows what else, will cause me to projectile vomit into said tub. Which I still had to clean afterwards. FML

#21304749
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26282) - you deserved it (2558)

On 11/23/2014 at 8:59pm - work - by StomachofTinfoil (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork and beans. FML

#21304482
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20071) - you deserved it (6697)

On 11/23/2014 at 1:22pm - misc - by college student - United States (Ohio)



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