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  • Number of visits : 1674
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Hollywoodgirl79 : Just your average everyday girl who enjoys a laugh, loves marching band, and just likes to have fun. I always like a laugh and I'm game to talk as long as you don't annoy the crap out of me

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Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25796) - you deserved it (6548)

On 03/17/2015 at 12:25pm - love - by RS (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML


Today, my boss used Siri to settle a debate we were having in our team meeting. Siri responded by calling him "Daddy". FML

Today, I was telling my friends that I'd gotten a paid position to cover a worker's bereavement leave for the next three weeks. They then called me an insensitive bitch for 'profiting from someone else's misfortune'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29147) - you deserved it (2731)

On 02/25/2015 at 6:51am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after 3 hours of sleep, I had to rush to my grandmother's house because she fell and couldn't get up. An embarrassed, half-naked old lady, a very wet rug, an ambulance and a trip to the hospital later, and she still refuses to use her cane and walker. I hope I'm not this stubborn when I'm old. FML

Today, my roommates told me they want me to move out of our apartment. We would have never gotten the apartment without my credit score, and most of the furniture is mine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35417) - you deserved it (2650)

On 02/10/2015 at 1:05pm - misc - by ididn'tevendoanythingwrong - United States (Florida)

Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML


I agree, your life sucks (31036) - you deserved it (19690)

On 02/10/2015 at 9:51am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I was in a heated debate about climate change. I got so flustered that I forgot the word "volcano" and ended up calling them "exploding mountain things". End of the debate. Shame. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29203) - you deserved it (7235)

On 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm - misc - by WalkTheOtherWay - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32222) - you deserved it (3931)

On 01/20/2015 at 6:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected". FML


I agree, your life sucks (44448) - you deserved it (4536)

On 01/12/2015 at 12:28am - intimacy - by reallyson? - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML


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On 01/10/2015 at 7:15pm - kids - by SadSister:( - United States

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29030) - you deserved it (2328)

On 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I overheard my brother telling his friend that having sex with a girl who's on the pill gives the guy female hormones and "turns you into like, half-chick, half-dude." He was serious. How am I related to this moron? FML


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On 10/03/2014 at 4:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend asked me when I was going to shave my arms now that summer is coming in Australia. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33795) - you deserved it (6213)

On 09/20/2014 at 8:23am - love - by chubbyg - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35392) - you deserved it (5444)

On 09/20/2014 at 2:54am - misc - by pasquale - Australia (New South Wales)

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