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Hollybro
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 September 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1253
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Hollybro : Holly, " ) ♥


my friends showed me this, saves me from bordem at school (: Hilariousss.

Myspace: www.myspace.com/inwithbulletsoutwithearts

dont judge the name, i was 13 haha x

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Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted. 'My girlfriend is so stupid she can't even text the right number.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13348) - you deserved it (53299)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:48am - love - by rawkdinosawr (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59163) - you deserved it (17022)

On 03/10/2009 at 4:42pm - love - by musicaddict (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19681) - you deserved it (72576)

On 03/09/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by Ethan (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55200) - you deserved it (2734)

On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)



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