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Holly_GoLightly
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 November 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 15530
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59418) - you deserved it (4086)

On 05/19/2009 at 4:09am - love - by SKuser (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, I was talking to my boss about her children. She told me she didn’t want them to develop any problems by letting them sleep with the light on. I didn’t tell her last night I slept with the light on because I’m scared of ghosts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14466) - you deserved it (31593)

On 05/04/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by pussy (woman) - Italy



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