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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 205
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About HollyH8 : Hey, I'm Holly!
If you want to know anything just message me.
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Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

#20429501
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37006) - you deserved it (4074)

On 12/29/2012 at 4:32am - misc - by gassy - United States (Washington)

Today, while getting ready to go to bed, I told my boyfriend that I feel depressed due to the lack of intimacy in our relationship. His response was to roll over, fall asleep, and send a deadly fart my way. FML

#19990004
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21728) - you deserved it (3267)

On 07/29/2012 at 12:25am - love - by Anonymous - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, while getting ready to go to bed, I told my boyfriend that I feel depressed due to the lack of intimacy in our relationship. His response was to roll over, fall asleep, and send a deadly fart my way. FML

#19990004
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21728) - you deserved it (3267)

On 07/29/2012 at 12:25am - love - by Anonymous - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

#19186705
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25758) - you deserved it (2136)

On 02/29/2012 at 12:30am - misc - by mandygeegoesnom - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

#19186705
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25758) - you deserved it (2136)

On 02/29/2012 at 12:30am - misc - by mandygeegoesnom - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28629) - you deserved it (8627)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32608) - you deserved it (22928)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML

#14019965
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28032) - you deserved it (4223)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:11am - health - by unknown951 -

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (270030) - you deserved it (17586)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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