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Holliey
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 December 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 180
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Holliey : im the most unlucky person EVER, and intend to write about it

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Today, whilst celebrating my birthday with my friends and family, I met a girl at the bar who seemed interested. She became very disinterested and left after my mother whispered in her ear "If you go home with my son make sure he wears a condom." FML

#5889966 (29)

I agree, your life sucks (12227) - you deserved it (1528)

On 10/19/2009 at 12:32am - intimacy - by Joe (man) - Cambodia (Phnum Penh)

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

#5875643 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (22809) - you deserved it (3547)

On 10/18/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by Anonwymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

#5851325 (44)

I agree, your life sucks (13470) - you deserved it (2385)

On 10/16/2009 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by damnit (man) - United States (New York)