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Holland1994
  • Town/Country : Voorburg, The Netherlands
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 December 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Holland1994 : I'm kind of new here, so still eager to meet new people here. So just send a message :P

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Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33194) - you deserved it (3228)

On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29643) - you deserved it (4066)

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