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HockeyGal1107

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 July 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 679
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>Dramori</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 9:47am<b>ZombieGuyCXV</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 6:42am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 10:36pm<b>psmith78332</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 9:21am<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 8:49am<b>Clanesda</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 10:19am<b>XxDanno316xX</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 9:09am<b>serious789</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 11:28pm<b>ughlifesuck</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 1:54pm<b>Twigman8</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 6:35am<b>dyoy_87</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 9:51am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 7:35pm<b>mutiplyyou</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 7:14am<b>semper_amo</b> - the 06/27/2013 at 2:52am<b>Welshite</b> - the 06/26/2013 at 12:43am<b>WhoaIsMe93</b> - the 05/03/2013 at 6:22pm<b>coollater</b> - the 04/15/2013 at 8:25am<b>killacam6102</b> - the 04/15/2013 at 7:58am

Fucked!<b>ZombieGuyCXV</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 1:28pm<b>psmith78332</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 3:21pm<b>ughlifesuck</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 12:04pm

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HockeyGal1107's favorite FMLs

Today, I noticed a customer looking for expired products in hopes of receiving a coupon from my store. I told them to let me know if they found anything. They promptly began following me around, telling me how to do my job, only to later file a complaint saying that I was harassing them. FML

by itsdezzz / 03/09/2016 at 6:43pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML

by NiquetChrome / 04/14/2013 at 7:18pm / France / Miscellaneous

Today, my father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep my maiden name when I marry. My fiancé thought it would be "epic". My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb. FML

by MsCobb / 02/16/2013 at 10:27am / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML

Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML

by Smart / 09/16/2011 at 10:42am / United States / Kids

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

by Hugh_Jankles / 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

by ohgod / 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm / United States (Iowa) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

by GD / 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids