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About HoboPorn : I like turtles.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML
Friday 12 December 2014