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Hillbilly_Deluxe
  • Town/Country : Fall City, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 August 1984 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 439
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Hillbilly_Deluxe : Just a hillbilly killin' time.

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Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676 (395)

I agree, your life sucks (5838) - you deserved it (69006)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

#18069827 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (20410) - you deserved it (1989)

On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my whole family piled into our station wagon just to watch my mom take part in an arm wrestling contest. FML

#17634077 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (13737) - you deserved it (2138)

On 09/01/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Chris75 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

#17629318 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (31144) - you deserved it (7891)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685 (319)

I agree, your life sucks (11231) - you deserved it (35348)

On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my wife tried to refill the windshield wiper fluid on her own. However, she poured it where the oil goes. Now the car is having major issues. Last week I lost my job, and I have no idea how much this is going to cost to fix. FML

#17619423 (224)

I agree, your life sucks (9279) - you deserved it (986)

On 08/30/2011 at 5:35am - money - by BadTime (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today I walked outside of my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180 (258)

I agree, your life sucks (10107) - you deserved it (1264)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got back from camp. My camp-mates? A girl who refused to shower the entire week, a girl who threatened to hurt me several times, a snorer, my princess of a sister who took forever in the mornings, and a counselor who watched us sleep. FML

#17316346 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (25273) - you deserved it (2020)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Tireddddddd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983 (290)

I agree, your life sucks (31311) - you deserved it (9449)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

#17296721 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (18289) - you deserved it (7075)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (24115) - you deserved it (4448)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448 (509)

I agree, your life sucks (42544) - you deserved it (6489)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML

#17100769 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (16008) - you deserved it (1348)

On 07/13/2011 at 11:15pm - health - by stephiew - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969 (542)

I agree, your life sucks (85372) - you deserved it (4082)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

#16980115 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (24705) - you deserved it (5348)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States