About Hikarishimizu : I'm 14. Life sucks at this age. :/
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Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up". I certainly wasn't aware. FML
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On 12/29/2008 at 2:21am - love - by looz - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
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On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML
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On 12/24/2008 at 8:54pm - love - by Marou - Sent from mobile version
Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML
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On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version
Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML
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On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
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On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML
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On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
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On 12/04/2008 at 12:55am - intimacy - by noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML
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On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version
Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML
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On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version
Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML
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On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version
Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)
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