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Hidur
  • Town/Country : Georgia, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 April 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 351
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Hidur : After browsing FML for years and, lately, seeing all the amusing comments, I've decided to cave and make an account.

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Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5616) - you deserved it (45194)

On 11/29/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by birdfoooo - United States

Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21102) - you deserved it (51801)

On 07/09/2009 at 2:21am - health - by Fattypatty (man) - United States (California)



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