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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 May 1985 (29 years)
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Today, I found out my identity was stolen. The person got credit cards in my name and didn't pay the bills, which has ruined my near perfect credit. The worst part about all of this is that I can't turn the person in. It's my mom, and sending her to jail wouldn't really work out for anyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38189) - you deserved it (4753)

On 01/05/2011 at 4:01am - money - by wdavi022 -

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

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On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

#14416914
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On 01/01/2011 at 12:06am - work - by Chris - United States (Illinois)

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML

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On 12/28/2010 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML

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