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HiNowDie

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HiNowDie

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3664
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About HiNowDie : I'm a dirty hobo.



(Hi, my name is Sarah. I'm very shy.)

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HiNowDie's favorite FMLs

Today.. . at my job in tha cosmatics dapartmant.. . I was halping a customar find somathing to har tasta . Sha said.. . "I want a lipstick lyk you . Somathing that says.. . 'I'm a bitch'." big fat FML

#17999888
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30949) - you deserved it (5909) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - work - by Mayabie - France

Today... I took the train to visit mah parents...hich arrives late at night. As I was getting off... the cute guy in front of me looked out the window... then turned to me and said... "Doesn't that guy out there give u the creeps?" That guy was mah dad. FML

#17996578
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29367) - you deserved it (2286)

On 10/16/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by DaddysGirl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it turns out that hairy feet r the most memorable part about me. My family's namd me "the hobbit". FML

#17991756
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22253) - you deserved it (3723)

On 10/15/2011 at 6:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it turns out that hairy feet r the most memorable part about me. My family's namd me "the hobbit". FML

#17991756
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22253) - you deserved it (3723)

On 10/15/2011 at 6:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was struggling to cycla up a staap hill . A guy haading past ma on a scootar said I'd lost somathing . I stoppad an lookad back . Saaing nothing, I askad him what I lost . Ha rapliad, ( Your momantum! ) FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30686) - you deserved it (5197) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, mah dad yallad at ma 4 buying chunky paanut buttar . Ha wantad smooth . Apparantly ha's "allargic to paanuts." I had to axplain to himhy his argumant mada no sansa . FML

#17981660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31697) - you deserved it (2240)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah dad took mah phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm looool 22 an pay fir all of mah own bills. FML

#17977138
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30409) - you deserved it (4353)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today... I overheard husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals fir a project. I listened... thinking it was cute... until husband said gleefully... "Remember to say this in yur project: octopuses have 8 testicles."

#17973930
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28466) - you deserved it (3298)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

TODAY , I PULLED INTO TE GAS STATION TO FILL UP ONLY TO REALIZE I AD FORGOT MA WALLET. BY TE TIME I WENT OME , GOT IT , AND CUMMED BACK , TE PRICE AD GONE UP ELEVEN CENTS. FML

#17969396
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34063) - you deserved it (4348)

On 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm - money - by WhoopteeDooDoo (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY I WAS DRIVING MA AIGT YAAR-OLD SON TO SCOOLAN A GUY CUT MA OFF , PROMPTING MA TO YALL ( DOUCA BAG ) AS A RAFLAX OUT OF TA WINDOW. RAALIZING MA MISTAKA , I TURND TO MA SON AND TOLD IM TO NAVAR , AVAR TALK LIKA TAT. HIS RASPONSA WAS , ( TOO LATA , DOUCA BAG. ) FML

#17966458
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11819) - you deserved it (41774)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed 4 so long thathen I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

#17954920
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27245) - you deserved it (6021)

On 10/10/2011 at 8:58pm - health - by maniac11 - United States (Texas)

Today hile at Six Flags mah boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After ahole day of carrying it around hen he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

#17950991
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34439) - you deserved it (3255)

On 10/10/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today hile at Six Flags mah boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After ahole day of carrying it around hen he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

#17950991
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34439) - you deserved it (3255)

On 10/10/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

yesterday I was walking down the street on mah way to work , when an old lady's walking stick caught mah leg an sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident an watched me stumble to mah feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave , I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

#17930849
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24159) - you deserved it (2980)

On 10/07/2011 at 9:23pm - work - by Lucas79 - Australia

Today, I was asked if my bellybutton was an 'innie' or an 'outtie.' My bellybutton has been hidden by fat for so long that I couldn't remember. FML

#17922863
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10389) - you deserved it (37002)

On 10/06/2011 at 8:40pm - misc - by knzknz - Canada (Ontario)



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