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HiNowDie
  • Town/Country : Miami
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 March 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 964
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About HiNowDie : Hi, my name is Sarah. I'm very shy.(My FML:Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML)

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Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

#20585643
54 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 8:59pm - animals - by anyonmus - United States (Maryland)

Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML

#20584487
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34304) - you deserved it (12217)

On 04/11/2013 at 12:53am - love - by flowerging (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we were at the checkout counter, my boyfriend happily told the cashier, "The only way we can have sex is if we squeeze oranges all over our bodies." FML

#20583013
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39833) - you deserved it (7892)

On 04/10/2013 at 12:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I seemingly decided not to remove my foot from the pedal-clip of my bicycle until I had properly introduced myself to the cement. FML

#20572944
65 comments

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On 04/03/2013 at 8:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML

#20571565
82 comments

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On 04/02/2013 at 12:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

#20563466
153 comments

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On 03/28/2013 at 6:02am - intimacy - by Bigfatfailure (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML

#20559286
73 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 10:48am - love - by Faaccckkk (woman) - United States

Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML

#20552081
75 comments

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On 03/20/2013 at 10:31am - work - by missedfistbump - United States

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML

#20551821
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20167) - you deserved it (2878)

On 03/20/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML

#20550446
145 comments

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On 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm - love - by inconnue - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML

#20548943
73 comments

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On 03/18/2013 at 4:59am - intimacy - by Susan (woman) - Ireland

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

#20541635
129 comments

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On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was being interviewed for an amazing job when I was asked what animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt, I picked the first thing that came to me. I responded with, "I'd be a turtle because I'm really slow sometimes." FML

#20531284
85 comments

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On 03/04/2013 at 7:43pm - work - by seriously (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

#20529231
230 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML

#20186305
86 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 5:00am - misc - by hinowdie - United States



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