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About HeyMondayAddict : Hello kind sir. If you really need to know anything about me you should know I'm in high school. I'm also in concert choir and on the track team. I hate it when people use improper grammar but I won't get mad for it like other people on this site do unless it's bloody terrible. Well goodbye for now.(:
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Today, I was at a big family reunion at my aunt's place. Before dinner, I went outside in the garden for a smoke. Through the kitchen window, I saw my cousin spit in the soup. Twice. My aunt patted his back and continued stirring. FML
Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015