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About HeyMondayAddict : Hello kind sir. If you really need to know anything about me you should know I'm in high school. I'm also in concert choir and on the track team. I hate it when people use improper grammar but I won't get mad for it like other people on this site do unless it's bloody terrible. Well goodbye for now.(:

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Today, I was at a big family reunion at my aunt's place. Before dinner, I went outside in the garden for a smoke. Through the kitchen window, I saw my cousin spit in the soup. Twice. My aunt patted his back and continued stirring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25272) - you deserved it (2095)

On 06/13/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by eww - Austria (Wien)

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

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218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42861) - you deserved it (4394)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29029) - you deserved it (2756)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML

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