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Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML


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On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML


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On 06/27/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by notinflammable (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML


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On 06/08/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by prostate (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon! I don't want to have sex!" My wife won't have sex with me when she's awake OR in her dreams. FML


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On 06/07/2009 at 5:49pm - intimacy - by BW (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. FML


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On 04/11/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

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