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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 February 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 599
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

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215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37205) - you deserved it (8781)

On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML

#3262847
382 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9816) - you deserved it (119645)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by notinflammable (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

#2715001
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69642) - you deserved it (6668)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by prostate (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon! I don't want to have sex!" My wife won't have sex with me when she's awake OR in her dreams. FML

#2697150
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75151) - you deserved it (5890)

On 06/07/2009 at 5:49pm - intimacy - by BW (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. FML

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301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67831) - you deserved it (19987)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)



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