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HexRaikou
  • Town/Country : Cardiff
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 243
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

#13612697 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (7472) - you deserved it (19622)

On 10/27/2010 at 7:47am - kids - by Lisaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for halloween. He said "Single". FML

#13610925 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (33564) - you deserved it (3315)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, we got our results for our final grade English paper on which I worked my butt off on, and also which I let my best-friend copy off from. I received a E- and two detentions for plagiarism. My friend got a A minus. All she said was "oh well, at least you tried your best". FML

#6225217 (226)

I agree, your life sucks (9174) - you deserved it (33621)

On 11/09/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by fuck_thisshit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML

#6194292 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (31253) - you deserved it (3110)

On 11/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by batgirlrules881 (woman) - United States

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I call her to find out where she lives. She answers the phone only to hear my father yelling in the background, "stop talking to that whore." FML

#6193118 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (26996) - you deserved it (3155)

On 11/07/2009 at 6:58am - love - by PISSED (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, my husband left his cell phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being a very curious person, I decided to call "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

#6192797 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (28320) - you deserved it (10428)

On 11/07/2009 at 5:22am - misc - by badwife (woman) - Japan

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

#6177758 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (21674) - you deserved it (1749)

On 11/06/2009 at 1:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I finally finished my art project which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in 1st period to give it to her. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML

#6169952 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (44086) - you deserved it (2043)

On 11/05/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

#6166874 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (27497) - you deserved it (3515)

On 11/05/2009 at 12:20pm - love - by z (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at my friends house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldnt see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

#2714754 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (30222) - you deserved it (4399)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, i have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML

#673025 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (44040) - you deserved it (7355)

On 03/29/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (737847) - you deserved it (61015)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179 (668)

I agree, your life sucks (538190) - you deserved it (47599)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

#61 (39)

I agree, your life sucks (14927) - you deserved it (38896)

On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco