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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 325
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About Hellostarshine92 : I'm kind of a lurker. I don't post much, and I sit here silently judging everyone. I like people, and I like to talk, so come be my pal, you majestical fucking creature you!

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Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML


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