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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 April 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 37970
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43460) - you deserved it (18870)

On 08/04/2009 at 3:55am - love - by Ouchithurt (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34892) - you deserved it (90556)

On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuddled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56707) - you deserved it (3501)

On 07/14/2009 at 7:57pm - animals - by homedoggieo (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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