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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 804
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML


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Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML


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