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HelloSirs
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 415
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About HelloSirs : After meticulously studying the comments on FMLs, I have deduced that it looks enjoyable. Also, I do go on the computer, so if you have any questions, feel free to message me.

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Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23602) - you deserved it (5060)

On 01/19/2013 at 8:51am - love - by Claire - United States (Maryland)

Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26668) - you deserved it (2902)

On 01/19/2013 at 8:14am - money - by Perplexed - United States (South Dakota)



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