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Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7610) - you deserved it (20450)

On 10/04/2009 at 10:01pm - love - by danskinnow (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend who had just been awakened by her own fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51891) - you deserved it (3371)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52931) - you deserved it (9004)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (249043) - you deserved it (34291)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)