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Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10279) - you deserved it (30035)

On 10/04/2009 at 10:01pm - love - by danskinnow (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64324) - you deserved it (4709)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62616) - you deserved it (12168)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)



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