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Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 11:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
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On 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by jacky tu - United States (California)
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)
Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)
Today, I was driving down the road. A giant seagull flew into my windsheild and shattered it. If that is not bad enough, the carcass slid up my windshield, into my sunroof, and suddenly I had a bloody, dead passenger. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML
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On 10/06/2010 at 12:01pm - animals - by ukfan - United States
Today, I was given a $25 gift certificate for being Employee Of The Week. The gift certificate was 6 months past its expiration date. FML
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On 10/05/2010 at 3:43am - work - by The Lone Ranger - United States
Today, I got hit by a flying log of Salami that someone threw out of their car window, and its metal wire cut my shoulder. I got scarred by a flying hunk of pig. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by ifpigsflew (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
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On 09/30/2010 at 4:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)
Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML
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On 09/28/2010 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML
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On 09/25/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
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On 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
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On 09/19/2010 at 8:07pm - misc - by whitefox123 - United States (Pennsylvania)
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