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  • Number of visits : 1612
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Helbo : I eat children's souls.

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Today, I ad an astma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

#14614726
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17546) - you deserved it (43181) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

today I was getting it on with mah boyfriend. I started to come screaming "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" Tohich he added "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (19971) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my usband of 19 years took our cildren out 4 dinner, told tem e's gay, ten sent tem ome to tell me 4 im. fat FML

Today, my boss decidd to post a poto of a piece of crap on Facebook. He taggd me in it. FML

#14500845
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26575) - you deserved it (3774)

On 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm - work - by poop (man) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY , I WENT TO THE MALL WITH MAH DAUGHTER!! SHE ASKED ME IF SHE COULD GO SEE SANTA , SO I SAID YES!! SHE MADE ME SIT ON HIS LAP WITH HER , AND THAT'S WHEN I FELT SOMETHING ON MAH BUM!! LET'S JUST SAY SANTA HAD A PRESENT FIR ME!! FML

#14263079
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40164) - you deserved it (6077)

On 12/19/2010 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by hotmommy -

Today, mah toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later,hile at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?"hile pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

#14209243
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40596) - you deserved it (9588)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I caught daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

#14029442
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39996) - you deserved it (4969)

On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -

Today, I was at te doctors office after trowing up 4 te past week . My diagnosis? Apparently I'm te first pregnant man . After several minutes of freaking looool out and explaining on ow it was possible, e told me e was joking and tat I'm fine, but my reaction was best tus far . FML

#13787466
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48653) - you deserved it (17743)

On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I ned to find a way to explain to ma 5, 7 an 12 year old kids teir uncle wants to become teir aunt. FML

#13773002
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51258) - you deserved it (9787)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML

#13766366
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43231) - you deserved it (8411)

On 11/08/2010 at 4:11pm - misc - by beforegirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my cat lerened how to flush the toilethile I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. big fat FML

#13762266
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31339) - you deserved it (5299)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Taday mah boyfriend an I decided to have sex for the first time . While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, your gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

#13654098
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35054) - you deserved it (27804)

On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)

Today, I was on MSN wen te conversation died. So I lied and told tem I ad to go get ready 4 a party, and tat everyone was expecting me tere. I spent te rest of te nigt playing Te Sims. FML

#13586647
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9472) - you deserved it (30132)

On 10/25/2010 at 3:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I Was On Skype With A Guy I Really Like, In The Living Room. My Dad Saw That I Was On Video Chat, Got Undressed, Right Down To His Bright Green Y-fronts, An Then Started Dancing Behind Me. My Crush Saw It All. FML

#13536412
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37045) - you deserved it (6806)

On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)



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