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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 September 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 23327
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Heidi : I'm Heidi. Hi there, passerby :)

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I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to putted his penis in my mouth. FML

#632473
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (171385) - you deserved it (34258)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to putted his penis in my mouth. FML

#632473
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (171385) - you deserved it (34258)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, Mah Parents Said That They Bought Me A Car. I Had Been Begging For One For A Year And They Always Said That I Would Have To Pay For It Myself. I Got Really Excited And Went To The Garage To See Mah New Ride. It Was A Hot Wheels Car With A Note Saying ( Save Your Money ). FML

#412946
172 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 2:17pm - money - by RdL (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I putted in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was concieved in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

#391986
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On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had a meeting with mah super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, looool to which I thoughtfully replied ( oh I usually come early. ) She laughed. FML

#379796
114 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 1:40pm - misc - by SmoothTalker (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had a meeting with mah super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, looool to which I thoughtfully replied ( oh I usually come early. ) She laughed. FML

#379796
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53319) - you deserved it (31959)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:40pm - misc - by SmoothTalker (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I ceckd Facebook to find I ad been taggd in a bunc of potos from a party I ad attendd last nigt . On eac picture I ad a comment from mom saying, "You're groundd." FML

#322289
155 comments

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On 03/14/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I asked mah parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat . My mom looked at me and paused 4 ahile; mah dad looool said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make u look fat . Your fat makes u look fat." FML

#284763
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63569) - you deserved it (21407)

On 03/12/2009 at 3:49pm - health - by mugs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Taday I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in mah parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into mah parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on mah parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp fir air then throw up all over their bed. FML

#148827
82 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I woke up at 5 and studied fir mah 9:30am exam fir 4 hours. When I left mah dorm at 9... it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entre day and woke up at 5pm. FML

#77446
56 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 11:57am - work - by AbsolutelyEffed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML

#70885
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53151) - you deserved it (8427)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Taday mah mom cleaned up mah room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, an a bondage kit. She organized the condoms an vibrators in a shoe box. mega FML

#70124
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27566) - you deserved it (54263)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by swtkiss1 (woman) - United States (California)



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