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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 147
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend learned that calling someone a "stupid bitch" under your breath while staring right at them from six feet away works very differently in my house than at hers. She also learned my sister has one hell of a punch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30000) - you deserved it (11628)

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