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  • Town/Country : Mechanicsburg, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 August 1992 (21 years)
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Today, my girlfriend learned that calling someone a "stupid bitch" under your breath while staring right at them from six feet away works very differently in my house than at hers. She also learned my sister has one hell of a punch. FML

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