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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 December 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5441
  • Number of comments : 218
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About HeatherXCore : I'm like Jesus...only better :]

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML


I agree, your life sucks (51578) - you deserved it (8189)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (33999) - you deserved it (21214) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72317) - you deserved it (6896)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by wildthing (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I received the box my parents sent me for my birthday. Contents were a travel first-aid kit, and a remote control robot toy, with an age recommendation on the box of 8. I'm 29. They thought that since I'm an engineer I would like the toy. They also think I'll hurt myself with it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39568) - you deserved it (3601)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by JustAGiftCardPlease (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23188) - you deserved it (75375)

On 06/12/2009 at 9:47pm - love - by Paco4242 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and was knocking on the door asking "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answers, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML


I agree, your life sucks (86774) - you deserved it (15982)

On 03/19/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by Zoe123 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied "oh I usually come early." She laughed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55865) - you deserved it (32952)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:40pm - misc - by SmoothTalker (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46671) - you deserved it (8663)

On 02/17/2009 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by KS (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40763) - you deserved it (2405)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28192) - you deserved it (7001)

On 12/16/2008 at 2:05am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

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