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Headcase
  • Town/Country : Unfortunately., S.A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 September 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 34583
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Headcase : To say I'm not average would be the most humane thing that could fill the space in this little box.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83680) - you deserved it (11756)

On 04/30/2009 at 8:15am - intimacy - by soooyeah (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3475) - you deserved it (28892)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML

#923 (33)

I agree, your life sucks (12263) - you deserved it (3407)

On 01/10/2009 at 3:21am - animals - by Crystal - Sent from mobile version



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