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Hazelino

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 September 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3596
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Hazelino : i'm a proffesional conversationkiller

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Visits<b>four0seven</b> - the 09/16/2016 at 1:56am<b>TheSiraffe</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 8:22pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 6:15pm<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 10:23pm<b>I_Like_Boobs</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 7:52am<b>URBeingLied2</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 8:27am<b>pred8885</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 12:02pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 11:37am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 11:03am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 1:30pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 1:19pm<b>Pocket_Aces2552</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 3:58pm<b>hater4lizife</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 5:11pm<b>Mortoli</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 7:07am<b>avoriginiess</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 1:21pm<b>Furby94</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 4:53pm<b>Liiiiiiiiike</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 7:56am<b>okcnation</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 4:37am

Fucked!<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 09/16/2016 at 12:15am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 7:30pm<b>hater4lizife</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 11:11pm

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Hazelino's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML

by Anonymous / 10/18/2010 at 10:24am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy

Today, I had sex with my new boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he said: "I know women who would be really self-conscious about nipples like that. I love that you accept yourself." I had no clue there was anything odd about my nipples. FML

by Anonymous / 10/06/2010 at 4:30am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy

Today, I found my beloved hamster dead in her cage. Later that day, my boyfriend told me he already noticed that she was dead last night, but did not feel like telling me because he was afraid I wouldn't feel like doing it anymore that night. FML

by cinderella / 09/27/2010 at 10:47am / Netherlands (Groningen) / Intimacy

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

by Michelle / 09/01/2010 at 4:27am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking with the dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling another friend came by, and we went talking for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone in the water instead of his stick. FML

by Anonymous / 08/26/2010 at 9:27am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Animals

Today, I was told that in order to be considered for more jobs, I should remove my college degree from my resume. FML

by JoannaG25 / 08/17/2010 at 7:43am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Work

Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

by doglover / 11/03/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was looking at some comments on a silly YouTube video of me dancing with some friends. Someone posted a comment saying "Girl on the right is hot!!!." Next to that, it had about 31 thumbs down. I'm the girl on the right. FML

by Ugly / 03/08/2009 at 4:47am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to an underwear shop, and an employee recommended me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

by Pakundo / 01/17/2009 at 6:31am / Miscellaneous

Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my new born brother "Titan". FML

by isthisajoke / 01/14/2009 at 10:49pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

by carrie / 01/13/2009 at 1:41am / Algeria / Miscellaneous

Today, as I came out of some changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walk off, make it about a couple of yards, change my mind and decide to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I get back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML

by carla / 01/12/2009 at 8:35pm / France (Languedoc-Roussillon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML

by Crystal / 01/10/2009 at 3:21am / Animals

Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML

by bundie / 12/28/2008 at 2:02am / Animals

Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol station, I saw a group of motorcyclists in my rear view mirror. I slowed down and pulled over to let them past. In fact, they were also going to fill up. 35 motorcyclists and 2 petrol pumps. FML

by gui909 / 12/09/2008 at 2:01am / Transportation