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Hazelino

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Hazelino
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 September 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1676
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Hazelino : i'm a proffesional conversationkiller

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Hazelino's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML

#13497431
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39356) - you deserved it (3278)

On 10/18/2010 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I had sex with my new boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he said: "I know women who would be really self-conscious about nipples like that. I love that you accept yourself." I had no clue there was anything odd about my nipples. FML

#13339943
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32742) - you deserved it (3189)

On 10/06/2010 at 4:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I found my beloved hamster dead in her cage. Later that day, my boyfriend told me he already noticed that she was dead last night, but did not feel like telling me because he was afraid I wouldn't feel like doing it anymore that night. FML

#13221173
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28059) - you deserved it (3938)

On 09/27/2010 at 10:47am - intimacy - by cinderella (woman) - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

#12850855
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28564) - you deserved it (3015)

On 09/01/2010 at 4:27am - misc - by Michelle (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I was walking with the dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling another friend came by, and we went talking for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone in the water instead of his stick. FML

#12753740
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13904) - you deserved it (36769)

On 08/26/2010 at 9:27am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I was told that in order to be considered for more jobs, I should remove my college degree from my resume. FML

#12579737
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31072) - you deserved it (3464)

On 08/17/2010 at 7:43am - work - by JoannaG25 (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I was looking at some comments on a silly YouTube video of me dancing with some friends. Someone posted a comment saying "Girl on the right is hot!!!." Next to that, it had about 31 thumbs down. I'm the girl on the right. FML

#240683
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44501) - you deserved it (9225)

On 03/08/2009 at 4:47am - misc - by Ugly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to an underwear shop, and an employee recommended me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

#1427
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21602) - you deserved it (2056)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:31am - misc - by Pakundo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my new born brother "Titan". FML

#1172
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22411) - you deserved it (1903)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:49pm - misc - by isthisajoke - United States (California)

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

#1019
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18408) - you deserved it (5210)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria

Today, as I came out of some changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walk off, make it about a couple of yards, change my mind and decide to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I get back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML

#1015
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14190) - you deserved it (8448)

On 01/12/2009 at 8:35pm - misc - by carla - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML

#923
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19305) - you deserved it (5243)

On 01/10/2009 at 3:21am - animals - by Crystal - Sent from mobile version

Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML

#615
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21638) - you deserved it (4443)

On 12/28/2008 at 2:02am - animals - by bundie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol station, I saw a group of motorcyclists in my rear view mirror. I slowed down and pulled over to let them past. In fact, they were also going to fill up. 35 motorcyclists and 2 petrol pumps. FML

#475
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18945) - you deserved it (6053)

On 12/09/2008 at 2:01am - misc - by gui909 - Sent from mobile version



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