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Today, I went on a date, the first one I've been on since my last boyfriend broke up with me 6 months ago. We were in a restaurant, and at the end of meal he insisted on paying the bill. He wanted to leave a 15% tip but couldn't work out in his head how much to leave. The bill was for £100. FML
by Anonymous / 03/16/2011 at 1:20pm / United Kingdom (London) / Money
by notagoodsign / 02/28/2011 at 5:55am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love
by suzyyy / 02/23/2011 at 4:18am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Money
by AMIGODO / 02/12/2011 at 10:13am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
by Anonymous / 01/08/2011 at 3:15pm / Netherlands (Friesland) / Love
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
by insultedguy / 01/03/2011 at 12:28pm / Netherlands (Groningen) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/27/2010 at 12:11pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/24/2010 at 5:52am / Netherlands / Health
by Doortje / 12/12/2010 at 6:37am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/10/2010 at 6:59pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I came home sick. After a while I received a text message. I thought it was a sweet 'how are you baby?' from my boyfriend. It wasn't. He sent: 'Hey, I'm going to work now. Please do not disturb. Thank you!' FML
by Anonymous / 11/16/2010 at 1:34am / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Love
Today, after spending two weeks renovating my room and $1000 on paint and a new floor, my landlord told me that he's sold the house. Also, he was kind enough to inform me that unless I paint the walls back to white, I won't be getting my $500 deposit back. FML
by Anonymous / 11/15/2010 at 7:06am / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Money
Today, I tried opening a can for the first time using a manual can opener. I tried for a half hour to open a can of ravioli, mutilating the can in the process. Only after watching five Youtube videos on how to use a manual can opener did I notice the pull-tab on the top of the ravioli can. FML
by Anonymous / 11/10/2010 at 12:14pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was jogging, and I saw a little boy walking. Crying and all alone. Thinking that he was probably lost, I asked to him with my sweetest voice: 'Hi there, did you lose somebody?' He screamed terrified and ran away. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
by Anonymous / 11/07/2010 at 6:14am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Kids