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Hazelino
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 September 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2350
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Hazelino : i'm a proffesional conversationkiller

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Today, I found out tat te peaceful rain I'd been listening to all nigt was really a broken water-main flooding ma entre yard!! FML

#16309963
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32177) - you deserved it (3811)

On 05/23/2011 at 6:17am - misc - by elle -

Today, whila driving, a minivan cut ma off . Pissad, I startad honking and cursing . I than want ballistic whan tha drivar wavad out tha window, smiling . It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticad thara "Honk if u lova Jasus" bumpar stickar . FML

#16263941
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26615) - you deserved it (14191)

On 05/20/2011 at 6:07am - misc - by Max Flynn -

Today.. . I woka up lata 4 a job intarviaw . I hadn't shavad in six days.. looool . but figuring I could do so an routa.. . I grabbad my alactric razor and ran 4 tha bus . Whila shaving.. . tha razor's battary diad midway through.. . laaving ma to attand tha job intarviaw with a Miami Vica scruff on half my faca . FML

#16117533
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14051) - you deserved it (33584)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:24pm - work - by scruffy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I searchd frantically 4 mah glasses 4 ages. After giving up, I realisd I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time an niether mah mother nor mah father told me cuz "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

#16115344
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14801) - you deserved it (43384)

On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I finally musterd the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finishd pouring my heret out, he stard at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML

#16114978
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38821) - you deserved it (11413)

On 05/10/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by Dana (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I laughd looool at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML

#16114779
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21504) - you deserved it (19942)

On 05/10/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by Nick (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, friend took pictures of face an posted them on Facebook. FML

#16106237
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31134) - you deserved it (6865)

On 05/09/2011 at 4:30pm - misc - by starcatch777 - United States

Today, an unpaid intern had his frst day at my workplace of seven years . As a joke, my boss gave him the same challenge she gave me on my frst day . The intern completed it in 37 minutes . We've always been told it's impossible . Guess we all have to start working harder . FML

today mah mom and I had an argument about mah laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and putted it into the microwave. FML

#16104577
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6958) - you deserved it (71235)

On 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by wtfseriously (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY , MY PHONE ALARM WOKE ME UP. IT HAD FALLEN UNDER MY BOYFRIEND'S BED. NAKED , I GOT ON ALL FOURS TO RETRIEVE IT. MY BOYFRIEND'S DOG STUCK HIS NOSE IN MY ASS. MEGA FML

#16101317
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42588) - you deserved it (17771)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

after being out of the closet for over three years, I learnd that some of mah friend still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

#16099797
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36213) - you deserved it (7510)

On 05/09/2011 at 12:03am - love - by Just_do_it_17 (woman) - United States

Today, I asked my friendhat form of brth control she used the frst time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet an said, "You can't get pregnant the frst time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

#15500038
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46665) - you deserved it (7391)

On 03/26/2011 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Thatslife (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I got 2 creams fir a skin condition. Te one fir my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of tis product". Te one fir te rest of my body says "Tis product relies on exposure to te sun". In oter words, I ave to be outside as muc as I can, naked and wit a box on my ead. FML

#15480042
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34641) - you deserved it (6209)

On 03/25/2011 at 8:22am - health - by FromNL (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38497) - you deserved it (32100)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under skrt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entre class, hand over crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

#15366725
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7101) - you deserved it (64728)

On 03/18/2011 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Utrecht)



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