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HazelXHeart
  • Town/Country : Mississauga ON, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 December 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 1080
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About HazelXHeart : Hey there :) I'm Betty, and I'm 15 years old and in Gr 10.

I'm new to FML, so please be nice :) And yes, I have greenish hair (semi-permanent)

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Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML

I agree, your life sucks (9949) - you deserved it (1154)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:17am - love - by daughterofanazi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11117) - you deserved it (1315)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML

#18261463 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (20737) - you deserved it (1596)

On 11/16/2011 at 1:32am - work - by nyatzz - United States (Florida)

Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML

I agree, your life sucks (13358) - you deserved it (6593)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:11am - health - by anxiety (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML

#18162827 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (24932) - you deserved it (4733)

On 11/05/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by sophhiee - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

#18162397 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (18833) - you deserved it (32287)

On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, on the subway, a woman got off without her suitcase. I grabbed the case, chased her onto the platform, and shouted, "You forgot your suitcase!" while the doors closed behind me. In actual fact, it wasn't her suitcase, and its actual owner was still on the train. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22967) - you deserved it (6857) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/05/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Lavalise - France

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3801) - you deserved it (8960)

On 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, for the first time in years, I broke down in tears, over a Hallmark commercial. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16256) - you deserved it (4370)

On 11/04/2011 at 3:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my father decided that since I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend, he would buy me a book on how to talk to girls. The book is written by a 9-year-old kid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21698) - you deserved it (4498)

On 11/04/2011 at 2:57am - love - by foreverashamed - Canada

Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13465) - you deserved it (34426)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three dollar coins in his stomach. The surgery to remove them is $600. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20929) - you deserved it (2765)

On 11/03/2011 at 4:06pm - money - by oneillrox - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I spent over 20 minutes trying to convince my daughter that the word she was trying to use was "Back-pack" and not "Back-back". I never convinced her. She is 16 years old. FML

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9099) - you deserved it (1668)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML

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On 11/02/2011 at 10:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)



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