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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1207
  • Number of comments : 4
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Today , my girlfriend was giving me a hand job , which was great , until she startd saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

#10667407
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46714) - you deserved it (13769)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

fifteen minute after dinner was served, my blind date says "It's good that your smart. Not to be rude, but most girls aren't. I mean, at some point, I'm going to pull my dick looool out of your mouth and then it's good if u have something interesting to say." Check please. FML

#9643258
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43077) - you deserved it (7782)

On 04/05/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Hate2Date (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while making out with mah boyfriend, he started playing with mah nipples!! Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at mah nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!"!! He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with mah nipples!! FML

#9086835
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26774) - you deserved it (5152)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

today I was giving mah boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, ( Oh mah god, this is good shit. ) I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

#7339757
176 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . Mah Mom Put Some Bubblewrap On Mah Desk Because She Thought I Would Have Fun With It . I'm 18 . It Was Awesome . Mega FML

#3229865
298 comments

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On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

2day I found out that the girl I've been dating online fir over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

#1617373
518 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

yesterday I get to see mah boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave mah pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After mah little striptease... he gasped in admiration "Aaaw... Batman sign!" FML

#349
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30249) - you deserved it (14796)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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