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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 November 1988 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 440
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About HatefulPilot : I'm in the US Army and my rank is Warrant Officer. I'm in the Reserves and it's cool shit because I'm a walking, talking badass.

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