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HarvNasty
  • Town/Country : North Carolina, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 December 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 355
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About HarvNasty : I'm a Crew Chief in the USAF. I have a Fiance' and we both pretty much piss Excellence. I'm originally from Selah, Washington but had to move to this Shit hole state of North Carolina....Yep that's about all i got.

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Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML

#3648052 (298)

I agree, your life sucks (16812) - you deserved it (48394)

On 07/10/2009 at 7:18pm - love - by failhusband (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (363057) - you deserved it (401407)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)