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About HarvNasty : I'm a Crew Chief in the USAF. I have a Fiance' and we both pretty much piss Excellence. I'm originally from Selah, Washington but had to move to this Shit hole state of North Carolina....Yep that's about all i got.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Tuesday 25 August 2015