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Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52824) - you deserved it (4073)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
267 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
84 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

#15833093
249 comments

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On 04/18/2011 at 11:09am - work - by davka -

Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

#15038049
110 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML

#14954867
185 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML

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108 comments

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On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML

#14282049
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On 12/21/2010 at 4:25am - health - by qwaynick -

Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML

#14160677
106 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur girl in various bondage equipment posing seductively in my purse. The drawings weren't mine, nor do I have any idea where they came from, but my parents now think I'm a freak. FML

#14022064
68 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 9:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML

#13930186
104 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 9:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML

#13929879
90 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 9:33pm - work - by poomaster - United States (California)

Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML

#13836763
67 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML

#13469972
158 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 8:31am - love - by married (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while working the cash register at my job, a little kid was running around with products while his mom was checking out. She told him she was going to give me his PSP if he didn't stop. He responded by throwing a bag of coffee beans at my face. I didn't even get to keep his PSP. FML

#13347486
74 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 9:15pm - kids - by BagelShmear - United States (Florida)



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