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by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 8:12am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by RyanM / 02/13/2011 at 4:01am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur girl in various bondage equipment posing seductively in my purse. The drawings weren't mine, nor do I have any idea where they came from, but my parents now think I'm a freak. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2010 at 9:03am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/21/2010 at 9:51pm / United States (California) / Animals
by poomaster / 11/21/2010 at 9:33pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 2:36am / Reserved / Intimacy
Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML
by married / 10/16/2010 at 8:31am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, while working the cash register at my job, a little kid was running around with products while his mom was checking out. She told him she was going to give me his PSP if he didn't stop. He responded by throwing a bag of coffee beans at my face. I didn't even get to keep his PSP. FML
by BagelShmear / 10/06/2010 at 9:15pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…