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HarrisonVR
  • Town/Country : Cirencester, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 582
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About HarrisonVR : Live in the UK, originally from Ireland, I love this site, always fun to scroll through and have a read, and some of the comments are hilarious. don't take anything I say too seriously, I have a dry, blunt sense of humour that nobody gets, alas I still use it. sorry not sorry.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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HarrisonVR's favorite FMLs

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

#618013
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I agree, your life sucks (53371) - you deserved it (418559)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML

#1700
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14566) - you deserved it (5456)

On 01/19/2009 at 4:21am - love - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)



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