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HarrisonVR

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 998
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About HarrisonVR : Live in the UK, originally from Ireland, I love this site, always fun to scroll through and have a read, and some of the comments are hilarious. don't take anything I say too seriously, I have a dry, blunt sense of humour that nobody gets, alas I still use it. sorry not sorry.

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Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML

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