About HarrisonVR : Live in the UK, originally from Ireland, I love this site, always fun to scroll through and have a read, and some of the comments are hilarious. don't take anything I say too seriously, I have a dry, blunt sense of humour that nobody gets, alas I still use it. sorry not sorry.
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Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
by Tourist / 03/26/2009 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML
by Noname / 01/19/2009 at 4:21am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
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