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Harpy
  • Town/Country : da fuck, WV
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 50
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Harpy : I'm an odd person with many different faces. I could be depressed, happy, crazy, horny, or angry at any moment. Pleaseeee don't be mad at me if I offend you!!!!

Here, for your friendship, I will give you some Internet cookies for noms.

"True badasses eat chocolate chip cookies"-Tiny Tina, Borderlands 2

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Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35574) - you deserved it (14931)

On 04/17/2013 at 1:40pm - misc - by KatiRozz1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Middlesbrough)

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Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

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On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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