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HarperGirl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 January 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 15003
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About HarperGirl : Smart, Funny, Unique, and Sexy

HarperGirl's page activity

Visits<b>ScratchCatPower</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 8:20am<b>cerenarose1998</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 6:04pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 6:20pm<b>player20270</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 6:22pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 8:59pm<b>Malteser95</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 1:44pm<b>mkrbrox</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 12:41am<b>Miss_Chevious</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 2:03pm<b>seth_ramey</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 3:55am<b>Zoldyck</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 1:55am<b>Winterbelle</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 12:41am<b>FunnyDude1215</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 12:18am<b>derp_taco</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 9:22pm<b>Mortoli</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 6:30am<b>keithsbooty</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 5:43am<b>vashhybrid</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 4:57pm<b>Awesomeaxel</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 2:09am<b>Broadway_Vayne</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 1:26pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 12:20am

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HarperGirl's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML

by Ballhugger / 12/06/2009 at 3:42pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

by Bill / 12/06/2009 at 3:28pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids

Today, I was at the costume rental shop I work at, when I saw a kid trying to walk out the door wearing what appeared to be one of our fake monster claws, so I chased him down and grabbed it. It wasn't. It was his prosthetic hand. FML

by lolfayce / 12/06/2009 at 1:37pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 15 year old son told me he had his first kiss. I told him how I was the same age when I had mine, and then I told him all kinds of wild stories about things I did in my childhood and college life. Truth is, I made them all up. I didn't get kissed till I was 24, and laid till I was 28. FML

by Sadface / 12/06/2009 at 12:34pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML

by Anon / 12/05/2009 at 9:19am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Intimacy

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML

by lastalittlelonger / 12/05/2009 at 4:07am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML

by JennyAndrews / 12/05/2009 at 3:44am / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Love

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

by Anonymous / 12/04/2009 at 12:12am / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML

by SatelliteUser / 12/03/2009 at 3:13pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love

Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML

by Silent / 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Intimacy

Today, I walked into my apartment to find my boyfriend of two years screwing my lifelong best friend. I immediately burst into tears. He looked at me and told me I was being too dramatic. FML

by Anonymous / 12/03/2009 at 3:39am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML

by anonymous / 12/03/2009 at 1:55am / United States (Georgia) / Kids

Today, I got invited out by friends for coffee after I broke up with my boyfriend. When I told my mom where I was going, she looked at me and said, "But you don't have friends. All your friends are pixels. Where are you really going?" FML

by friendless / 12/03/2009 at 1:12am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML

by Anonymous / 12/02/2009 at 7:34pm / United States (Alabama) / Holidays

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

by UglySister / 12/02/2009 at 5:27pm / United Kingdom (London) / Love