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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 January 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12054
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, mah boyfriend told me he likes having sex during mah period because it makes him feel lyk he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38892) - you deserved it (4134)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Taday my boyfriend told his parent about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

#6952293
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17922) - you deserved it (3194)

On 12/26/2009 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I had two surprises 4 my boyfriend who was at work !! One was a dessert an the other was sexy lingerie !! He chose the dessert !! Then told me I was an idiot !! FML

#6951563
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18081) - you deserved it (4375)

On 12/26/2009 at 2:22am - intimacy - by boyfriendisatoss (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I Was Making Out With Mah Girlfriend . Thing Got A Little Hot And I Startd To Pull Up Mah Shirt . She Screamd And Told Me To Stop Because The Innocence Of Her Stuffd Animal Was At Stake . We R 18, And She Was Dead Serious . FML

#6933705
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23195) - you deserved it (3588)

On 12/25/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Rejected My Wife Fir Sex. Se Ten Started To Masturbate Next To Me. I Got An Erection. Se Ten Rejected Me Fir Sex. FML

#6927698
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6625) - you deserved it (72448)

On 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by paidback - United States

Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday . I decidd to curl my hair to distract from them . While curling my hair I accidentally burnd my cheek . I now have two black eyes an a huge burn on my cheek . My extendd family is coming tomorrow .

#6926304
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22251) - you deserved it (6464)

On 12/24/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me , so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow . We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up . The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor . FML

#6896852
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11175) - you deserved it (62674)

On 12/23/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by lois2lane (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I got a call from my local hospital's emergency room... stating my wife was in labour. My wife and I split years ago... but just haven't divorced. She is telling everyone I am the baby's father... my current girlfriend is 7 months pregnant with my child. FML

#6863042
62 comments

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On 12/21/2009 at 10:23am - intimacy - by johnG (man) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday in the middle of having sex, boyfriend of two yeres got a call. After taking the call, he said, ( It's an emergency, ) and that he has to go. I asked him wat was wrong, and he told me is wife is going into labour. FML

#6848390
44 comments

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On 12/20/2009 at 2:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

I was about to proposa. I got on my knaa in front of my grlfriand and opanad tha box. My friand thought it would ba funny to raplaca tha ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44313) - you deserved it (4025)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today , I went to see a play. I'm pregnant , so I always ned to pee. At intermission , I ran to use the bathroom , but there was a really long line. I askd the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She respondd , ( You don't look looool pregnant! ) , and lecturd me about lying while I ped mah pants. FML

#6737603
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38426) - you deserved it (2646)

On 12/13/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by justine (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hile taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains . The shadow turnd out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub . I ran out of the bathroom screaming and nakd . My little sister cummd to mah door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

#6712676
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12233) - you deserved it (37738)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday hile driving I witnessed the neighbor dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brake and jumped out of the car frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming ( Help someone please help! ) I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML

#6659884
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11651) - you deserved it (30047)

On 12/08/2009 at 1:26am - animals - by damncat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a new smart phone an wantd to surprise mah grlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minute after sending it, I got a reply back from mah grlfriend. And mah best friend. And mah sister. And everyone on mah contact list. FML

#6645209
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9414) - you deserved it (43562)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by smart phone mms - United States

yesterday my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML

#6643821
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23091) - you deserved it (6177)

On 12/07/2009 at 12:07am - kids - by proudparent (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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