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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is". Orgasm gone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53749) - you deserved it (8544)

On 04/10/2013 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by iwassoclose - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we were at the checkout counter, my boyfriend happily told the cashier, "The only way we can have sex is if we squeeze oranges all over our bodies." FML


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On 04/10/2013 at 12:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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