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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 October 1985 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 416
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45194) - you deserved it (4054)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22031) - you deserved it (2655)

On 03/03/2010 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22031) - you deserved it (2655)

On 03/03/2010 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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