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HappyPickles

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HappyPickles

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  • Number of visits : 916
  • Number of comments : 331
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About HappyPickles : I used to try to be the voice of reason; but that seemed unreasonable

... it also seemed verbose and unentertaining.

Now I try to keep my posts short and pithy...
although this doesn't seem to have made them any more entertaining...

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Today, I found out my older brother put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to masturbate with. Now I have orange palms and an orange penis which won't go away for weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17375) - you deserved it (41233)

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