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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 November 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 592
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Hansemans : Not a native speaker, so just use PM to point out when I make a grammar mistake.

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Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML


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