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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 831
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Hannerzzz : Helloo.
I'm a happy person.
I don't judge people, unless you're an idiot.
Im KUH-NAY-DEE-UN! :)
I love soccer and photography.

It's easier to make new friends than you think, keep that in mind. (:
ALWAYS KEEP CONFIDENT.

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Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

#13641335
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27442) - you deserved it (6357)

On 10/29/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply: "I gotta work that day." FML

#13636513
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27897) - you deserved it (3246)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by Kristinmarsh08 - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad explained to me the "chain of command" for our house. McKinley, Mom, himself, Charlie, then me. McKinley is my two year old daughter and Charlie is the dog. He was dead serious. FML

#13623342
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21069) - you deserved it (5034)

On 10/28/2010 at 2:39am - animals - by katie06 - United States

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

#13536412
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35304) - you deserved it (6605)

On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

#13496277
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23808) - you deserved it (7555)

On 10/18/2010 at 6:49am - misc - by obsceene - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

#13485553
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33261) - you deserved it (5534)

On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)

Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into my car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML

#13274886
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24098) - you deserved it (29206)

On 10/01/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

#13227031
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9438) - you deserved it (30750)

On 09/27/2010 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

#13088642
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10285) - you deserved it (32874)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by ellinor (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML

#13071256
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28824) - you deserved it (2878)

On 09/16/2010 at 5:04am - misc - by itchybollos - Australia

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31682) - you deserved it (28383)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying "I'm good" or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML

#1972272
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59057) - you deserved it (23442)

On 05/16/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by UncleRory (man) - United States (New York)



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