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HannahHasFriends
  • Town/Country : Philly, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 October 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 139
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About HannahHasFriends : if you think your life is hell... then you're probably right.

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Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML

#20145644
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I agree, your life sucks (17596) - you deserved it (1114)

On 11/03/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by xXfloatingshitlogXx (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, dressed in my sexiest nightie, I asked my boyfriend in the most sensual voice possible what he'd like me do to for him tonight. His eyed widened, he started clapping wildly and then shrieked, "SPAGHETTI CARBONARA!" FML

#20142866
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I agree, your life sucks (18016) - you deserved it (3072) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/01/2012 at 7:48am - love - by Anonymous - France (Picardie)

Today, I unintentionally moaned during my prostate exam. FML

#20092313
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I agree, your life sucks (26573) - you deserved it (5598)

On 09/28/2012 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)



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