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HannahForbesxo
  • Town/Country : Glasgow, Scotland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 January 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2217
  • Number of comments : 201
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38859) - you deserved it (3602)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9760) - you deserved it (111408)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)



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