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Hannah

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 April 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 97525
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Hannah : Hi, my name is Hannah and I'm a 20 year old university student in British Columbia, Canada.

Hannah's page activity

Visits<b>ahmadmuneer</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 2:04am<b>Tymaster5</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 10:13pm<b>liveandlearnbro</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 1:46am<b>BumbleChick</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 12:41am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 11:06pm<b>RawrPancaked</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 1:02pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 10:57am<b>5secondsofvvifi</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 9:35pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 7:18am<b>brad12343210</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 3:51pm<b>drunk_crow</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 12:05am<b>wheresmymary</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 4:37pm<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 7:51pm<b>jason202700</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 6:07pm<b>Guard_Babe</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 2:05am<b>evanderkale</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 10:12pm<b>facelick</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 9:31am<b>lucyisbae</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 6:23pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 10:25pm

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Hannah's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML

#89031
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47904) - you deserved it (5756)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by allyshah - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

#70392
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73932) - you deserved it (4511)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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