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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 April 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 97280
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Hannah : Hi, my name is Hannah and I'm a 20 year old university student in British Columbia, Canada.

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Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46086) - you deserved it (5561)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by allyshah - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (73376) - you deserved it (4474)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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