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Today, I have pink eye in both eyes, the stomach virus, and a cold. I'm also sitting at work because my boss "doesn't believe in sick days." FML
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On 06/19/2013 at 1:23pm - health - by sicksicksick - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my 16 year old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML
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On 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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On 06/19/2013 at 11:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 6:01pm - money - by No money, mo' problems - United States
Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 2:00pm - animals - by skunked - United States (California)
Today, I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing for her in the store where she works. Turns out, she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount of attention caused a panic attack. No, I didn't get a date. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 11:02am - love - by Well, crap (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)
Today, my husband was in our newborn's room, holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor, because I overheard him say, "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 1:01am - kids - by imarriedanaxemurderer (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee". I'm the only woman working there. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 8:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)
Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that my bird sitter has trained my parrot to whisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 1:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my dad refused to believe that the Animal Planet's mermaid mockumentaries were faked. Instead he got into a huge argument with me, claiming the government is covering up the existence of mermaids and must've threatened the producers to keep it quiet. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by Idontbelieveinmagic (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, my daughter found out what happens when my husband watches Mythbusters and doesn't heed the disclaimer to "Not try this at home." He feels bad about her cut face, but says he's proud he can throw a playing card that hard. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 7:58pm - kids - by Married2handsome - United States (Florida)
Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by not a brain cell in sight (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Monday 17 June 2013
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